Music suggestion

If you are still looking for a band to book, I suspect few of your guests have heard of them and they would be very well received.

http://www.asylumstreetspankers.com/

The Asylum Street Spankers are among an elite group of bands that have played at the MN State Fair and have been put on the "never invite them back" list. The only problem is they do not really fit into the "very boring" theme, but you could make an exception...